They’ve been lying from the start. From the first time we read the words ‘once upon a time, ’ we’re fed the idea that these girls–these gorgeous, demure, singing-with-the-wildlife girls–get a happy ending. And I get it. Poor thing had to do some chores around the house, fine. But the idea that she needs a magic old lady to come down and skim off the dirt so the prince will see her beauty? That’s ridiculous. Maybe she should have been working on her lockpicking skills instead of serenading squirrels. She could have busted out, hitched a ride to the castle, and impressed the prince with her safe-cracking prowess. Sorry, magic-fairy lady. She didn’t need your help. Kelsey Macke
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